if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
Ridiculously cute boy 10’clock
awe he’s sneezing
turn around again so i can see your damn face again
I said turn around asshole
SHIT FUCK NO NOT LIKE THIS NOT WHEN IM TAKING A PIC GOD NO
guys stop reblogging this what if he has a tumblr
laughing so hard
When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no one would know I swore.